"Oh, come now. View it through a different lens! What a wonderfully satirical piece it could be made into."

Ardyn was likewise unimpressed. No, that didn't encapsulate the depth of his feeling: he was seething. Five years since Noctis had gone into the Crystal, and now he had been dragged away from Eos? To... what, some multidimensional crossroads?

Bahamut did like his games, didn't he? What was the old lizard afraid of?

Still, he smiled jovially to the man who had been grousing, betraying not one whit of his true emotions.

"Mayhaps it just needs a new voiceover."