Really, after all he had been though, after all he had endured, finally he was to have a rest... Only to have it denied. And now he faced the indignity of a poorly-produced orientation video. Those had always been his least favorite invention of Allag...
"If some kind soul manages to somehow make my stay here a pleasant one, perhaps I shall do you all the honor of directing a better introduction to the place."
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Really, after all he had been though, after all he had endured, finally he was to have a rest... Only to have it denied. And now he faced the indignity of a poorly-produced orientation video. Those had always been his least favorite invention of Allag...
"If some kind soul manages to somehow make my stay here a pleasant one, perhaps I shall do you all the honor of directing a better introduction to the place."
That was, of course, an unlikely prospect.